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How do we excavate that Freakin' Genius out of you?


CEREBRATE! CEREBRAL + IDEATE = brainstorming to match no other!

ABANDON GENERICANo more “Me Too” marketing. No template business ideas are acceptable at Freakin' Genius Marketing. Each client’s vision resonates at a different tone so each plan and all the associated tactics are customized and individualized to meet that client’s need.

TOSS THE GRAY MATTER Freakin' Genius Marketing clients will be guided to leave outdated methods of marketing on the side of the curb. Marketing solutions with directly accountable ROI drive the direction of the plans that FGM executes.

FIND YOUR HIDDEN SCIENTISTFreakin' Genius Marketing will test, test and test more formulas to find the ones that work the most effectively for YOU!

BE WEBTASTIC- Freakin' Genius Marketing's award-winning web design specialists will guide clients in clearing the cobs from their web(sites) and get the mouse potatoes into their shopping carts!

UNLEASH YOUR INNER IDEA HAMSTER - Freakin' Genius Marketing is an expert in guiding clients to locate their creative generators and turning the button ON! Yep, even in the dark.

DUMP MONOCHROMATIC- Think making an impression comes in grayscale? Think again! This time in COLOR! Freakin' Genius Marketing's award-winning Web and Graphic Design helps clients make a lasting impression in bold color! 

PLUG AND PLAY PURCHASERFreakin' Genius Marketing Chief Freakin' Genius, Lori Gertz, with 25+ years of marketing experience, helps guide clients to find their “marketology” – Definition: the science behind increasing your customer’s loyalty without having to retrain their purchasing behavior.



You perhaps are wondering how anyone could be so egocentric as to call herself 'genius'? Ah, but the genius is in fact yours!


Lori excavates your genius, setting aside all of the negative self-talk you might have had when you previously had an out-of-the-box idea. At chez Freakin', we call it "Strategic Insurance" and it's just pure genius! It starts with excavating, coaxing and brainstorming about your idea, dream, business, core customer, along with your target market(s) and your service or product line and then we move into digesting and shifting to accountability for a growth strategy. Finally, the piece de resistance of developing your genius into a one-of-a-kind customized business plan inclusive of totally measurable, accountable and easily actionable tactical marketing solutions. Yep, it's just that freakin' easy! Ready to show us your genius?!

who's a freakin' Genius ?


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